The Stig !

Some say, He sleeps upside down like a bat. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say, If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say, He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down. (A reference to The Matrix ). All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say, He is illegal in 17 U.S. states. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say, He can catch fish with his tongue. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say, His voice can only be heard by cats. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say, The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say, His first name really is "The". All we know is, he's called The Stig

Some say, Long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood & organs. (Greeted with a lot of applause) All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Inspired from a wingie's About Me on Orkut. Above are some of my all time favourate Stig introductions. A more comprehensive list can be found on WikiQuote. The real identity of The Stig is still a controversial, as the legend grows. As of know "All we know is, he's called the Stig".